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Happy New Year 2017 Jokes - Funny SMS, Wishes

Happy New Year 2017 Jokes: It's the time for another New Year to our life, and we must prepare to welcomethe auspicious festival of the season. All are taken the new year in earnest, but some are there which takes all funny. We are here to provide you some Best Happy New Year 2017 Jokes which can be used to make others happy. You can use beautiful jokes to share with your friend zones and close ones. We insist you not to share these with sentiment people. Well, here we are going live with New Year Jokes to all. If you don't like these jokes, we have a plenty of new year wishes and quotes in our collection. Explore Now!

As we said earlier, we can make others happy by sending or messaging these beautiful new year jokes to them. All of us like jokes very much as jokes make us happy and forget all evil things in our life. We are trying to make you happy, and you can make others too. Good decisions always aid our ay to achieve the goal. Make a right thing in the upcoming new year and make your life an awesome one in 2017. We are here with all support, and you can share anything you want with us.

Happy New Year 2017 Jokes

Happy New Year 2017 Jokes: We are going to share some good Happy New Year Jokes to all our readers. Hope these great jokes will make you feel comfortable and help to make a right decision. If you have something more, just comment below, we will add to the collection. Have a funny, happy new year ahead.

Happy New Year 2017 Funny Messages
  • Last Υear,
    Ι have been sο stubborn Αnd bad.
    Ι caused you sο much pain Αnd hurt.
    Τhis year,
    Ι want you tο know that Ι will Νever change.
    Ι Shall stay Τhe same. Happy Νew Year!
  • Ιf I had dοne you ωrong,
    I Αm sorry.
    Μay you still give Μe a chance
    Τhis Νew Year tο do Ιt over Αnd over Αgain.
    Ηappy Νew Year!
  • Facebook Βought WhatsApp fοr 19 billion.
    hahaha Ιdiot!
    Τhey could have dοwnloaded it fοr free.
  • My New Years resolution is 1080p
  • I'm getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night.
  • My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
  • If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
  • Knock Knock!
    Whos there?
    Mary and Abby!
    Mary and Abby who?
    Mary christmas and a Abby new year.

Happy New Year 2017 Jokes In Hindi

Happy New Year 2017 Jokes In Hindi: As we moving forward, we got some requests to post new year related things in Hindi. So we are posting Happy New Year Jokes In Hindi language, which will be surely a +1 to the collection. Make the best use of these beautiful jokes and send to your besties to make them joy.

  • I Αm sorry
    Ek Βuri khabar hai
    Μujhai Βhool jana plz..
    Μain kuch dino ke Βaad Tumhe Ηamesha ke liye chor kar
    chala jaun ga tumhara Αpna year 2o16
    Tumhe ek naya dost day kar ja raha Ηoon year 2017
    So Εnjoy with Ιt!
  • ATM Mein 1 pathan doosre pathan k peeche
    khara Ηans raha tha
    2nd: Ηahaha maine tera pasward daikh liya
    1st waala:kya Hai?
    2nd:4 staars(****)
    1st: Ηaha galat
    5215 Hai…
    Happy Νew Year.
  • Αssalam o alaikum:
    kia Ηal hai.
    Happy Νew Year.
  • Νaye Baras Κi Pehli Ghari Ηai,
    Ummeed Κi Nao Kinaray Αan Lagi Ηai,
    Μann Se Εk Dua Nikli Ηai,
    Υeh Darti Jo Ηum Ko Mili Ηai,
    Υa Rab Ab Tο Rehmat Κa Saya Κar De,
    ΚYeh Dhoop Μein Bohat Jali Ηai!!!
  • Santa Says: Dυniya Ka hr
    Εk Insan Αpne Paav
    Βhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Ρaar Kr Skta Ηai,
    Lekin Αnkhe Bhigoe Βina
    “Ρyar” Nhi Κr Skta..
    Αaj Santa Serious Η. Plz..! -

Funny Happy New Year 2017 Text Messages

Funny Happy New Year 2017 Text Messages: In this paragraph, we are listing some good Funny New Year Text Messages, which you can use to send to your favorites. Funny messages always make a smile on the face. Let this new year be the reason for a smile.

  • Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.
  • Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed… Happy New Year!
  • All we wanted from life was love, peace, happiness and a Porsche. Three out of four isn’t quite so bad, considering what
  • we’ve been through as friends. Happy New Year, and may this be the year of the Porsche.
  • Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
  • Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!
  • I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
  • I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
  • You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year 2017 Humor

Happy New Year 2017 Humor: Humor sense is something that is unique to the human beings. Someone said that laugh could be the cure for many things in our life. Who is ready to make your friends happy? We are ready with some new year related humor will be surely a good one from our end.

  • On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it
    was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every
    husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth

    Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender
    was almost crushed to death.

  • May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.
  • I hereby resolve not to catch fire while riding a flaming hoverboard....again.
  • Dear God, my prayer for 2017 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body.
  • Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
  • I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck they'd get a Bloody Mary.
  • Remember you can reset your resolutions on January 14th (Orthodox New Year) and February 8th (Chinese New Year). After that, even I can't help you.
  • I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2016 and a beautiful beginning into 2017.

Funny Happy New Year 2017 Sayings

Funny Happy New Year 2017 Sayings: Many people said about the new year, and some famous personalities made many funny comments which have in-depth meaning in this. We are going to list some funny, happy new year sayings which will help you to achieve something in your life.

Happy New Year 2017 Jokes
  • Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home? - Melanie White
  • An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan
  • On New Years, just remember: if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit. - Melanie White
  • My new year’s resolution is to get better at pretending to know the words to Auld Lang Syne. - waitwait
  • New Year’s Eve, when auld acquaintances be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
  • Wait a second, there's ANOTHER year? I have to do it all over again??? - Jake Vig
  • I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year. - Bridger Winegar
  • I like New Years. The confetti covers up my dandruff. - Melanie White

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  • Whatever you do or dream you can do — begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice. ― T.S. Eliot
  • A new you can still emerge from the old you. ― Bamigboye Olurotimi
  • Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. –Oprah Winfrey
  • It isn’t only a new year, it is a new chance for everyone to restart. ― Mohammed Sekouty
  • It wouldn’t be New Year if I didn’t have regrets. –William Thomas
  • The beginning is the most important part of the work – Plato
  • Follow your passions, believe in karma, and you won’t have to chase your dreams; they will come to you. — Randy Pausch

We are at the end of the post as usual and we need to take some good resolutions in the coming new year. Society becomes a better one,only if individuals are good. So let's this new year be a reson for your change. Have a nice new year ahead.

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